Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The TV Psalm

The TV is my shepherd, I shall turn it on.
It makes me to lie down on the sofa. It leads me away from the Scriptures.
It ravishes my soul.
It leads me in the paths of ignorance and violence, for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of my responsibilities of my family
and my Creator, there will be no interruptions, for the TV is with me.
It's cable and its remote, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial before me. It plants lies within my mind.
It anoints my head with materialism. My coveting runs over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life
and I shall dwell in the house watching TV and its propaganda forever.

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